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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. (Zenna Schaffer)
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (Anonymus)
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand (Kurt Vonnegut)
"Death is an impediment, not an energy drink." (Simon Pegg)
"Show a man what he expects to see, and he won't look beneath the surface." - Catwoman
"Don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look" - Joker
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity. (Albert Einstein)
"Am toate defectele celorlalţi şi totuşi ceea ce fac aceştia mi se pare inadmisibil." - Emil Cioran
PRIVATE: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
SKIPPER: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
Niciun om nu este suficient de bogat încât să îşi cumpere înapoi trecutul. (Oscar Wilde)
"Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings." - author unknown
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment." (Robert Benchley)
Duck Dodgers: I am the winner. I am unstoppable. *BAAAM!* I am in excruciating pain.
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown
Dobby did not wish to kill. Dobby only wished to maim or seriously injure. (Harry Potter)
"Nebunia inseamna sa faci acelasi lucru in mod repetat si sa te astepti sa obtii alt rezultat" (Albert Einstein)
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. (John Lennon)
"Adevarata personalitate a unui individ este redata de felul in care trateaza o persoana care nu-i poate oferi nimic in schimb" (Ann Landers)
"My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book Earth In The Balance and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards." (Al Gore in the Futurama episode "Crimes of the Hot")
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” Drew Carey
"i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Tom Waits
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (Anonymus)
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand (Kurt Vonnegut)
"Death is an impediment, not an energy drink." (Simon Pegg)
"Show a man what he expects to see, and he won't look beneath the surface." - Catwoman
"Don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look" - Joker
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity. (Albert Einstein)
"Am toate defectele celorlalţi şi totuşi ceea ce fac aceştia mi se pare inadmisibil." - Emil Cioran
PRIVATE: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
SKIPPER: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
Niciun om nu este suficient de bogat încât să îşi cumpere înapoi trecutul. (Oscar Wilde)
"Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings." - author unknown
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment." (Robert Benchley)
Duck Dodgers: I am the winner. I am unstoppable. *BAAAM!* I am in excruciating pain.
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown
Dobby did not wish to kill. Dobby only wished to maim or seriously injure. (Harry Potter)
"Nebunia inseamna sa faci acelasi lucru in mod repetat si sa te astepti sa obtii alt rezultat" (Albert Einstein)
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. (John Lennon)
"Adevarata personalitate a unui individ este redata de felul in care trateaza o persoana care nu-i poate oferi nimic in schimb" (Ann Landers)
"My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book Earth In The Balance and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards." (Al Gore in the Futurama episode "Crimes of the Hot")
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” Drew Carey
"i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Tom Waits
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