Men are Ninjas, Women are Pirates

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus? Nope, Men are ninjas and women are pirates. Here's why:

Pirates talk quite a bit. Who else talks a lot? Women. Ninjas are the strong, silent type. So are men.

Pirates want shiny things. So do women. Ninjas work for the highest bidder. Men go after whoever gives them the most attention.

Pirates typically wander around plundering here and there. Women have to check out every damn aisle of a store. Ninjas are single-minded in accomplishing their missions. Men typically walk into a store, head directly to what they intend to purchase, grab it, and leave.

Pirates have a diverse wardrobe. Women know clothes. Ninjas dress as inconspicuously as possible. Men are lucky if their wardrobe has a pulse.

Pirates are ruled by their passions. Women are known to get emotional sometimes. Ninjas subscribe to a code of honor and discipline. Men subscribe to a code of being really damn stubborn.

Pirates like music and dancing. Women like music and dancing. Ninjas move gracefully, but in secrecy. Men like to bust a move alone in front of the mirror, or at any other time people aren't watching.

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